CC/USD +2.4% ▲•DIGNITY INDEX: 0.00•WHALE ALERT: $4,200 SPENT•TRICKLE SUPPLY: DWINDLING•MARKET CAP: YOUR SAVINGS•PITY COUNTER: 77/100•BAILOUT PROBABILITY: 0%•SYNERGY FUTURES: BULLISH•INTERN MORALE: N/A•IPO STATUS: IMMINENT(LY NEVER)•DISRUPTION YIELD: ∞•F2P SATISFACTION: PENDING•PIVOT VELOCITY: MAXIMUM•ETHICS BUDGET: $0.00•CC/USD +2.4% ▲•DIGNITY INDEX: 0.00•WHALE ALERT: $4,200 SPENT•TRICKLE SUPPLY: DWINDLING•MARKET CAP: YOUR SAVINGS•PITY COUNTER: 77/100•BAILOUT PROBABILITY: 0%•SYNERGY FUTURES: BULLISH•INTERN MORALE: N/A•IPO STATUS: IMMINENT(LY NEVER)•DISRUPTION YIELD: ∞•F2P SATISFACTION: PENDING•PIVOT VELOCITY: MAXIMUM•ETHICS BUDGET: $0.00•
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Valued Asset

Your portfolio of fictional billionaires awaits. The market is open. Your wallet is not safe.

Net Worth
$0.00*
*Real dollars spent: $0.00
Characters
0
20 more until you feel something
Battles Won
0
Losses: redacted for morale
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DISCLAIMER: Wallet Warriors is a satirical experience. Any resemblance to actual predatory monetization practices is entirely intentional. CrunchCoin™ has no real-world value, much like the promises of most Series A pitch decks.